Police will officially join suya feast when next cows, herdsmen invade my property – Wole Soyinka

February 12, 2021
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Professor Wole Soyinka has frowned at the distortion of information by the Nigeria Police over the invasion of his property by herdsmen who came in with their cows. Soyinka expressing disgust over the misinformation by the police, war end that the police will officially receive invitation to join a suya feast when next the herdsmen invade his home with cows. This, he said, would provide clear evidence to the Nigeria Police of the invasion of his property by herdsmen and their cows.

Professor Wole Soyinka in a statement, “Mad Cows and Even Madder Narratives” decried: “The most distressful aspect of my recent interaction with cows and herders is that it has created a most unwanted distraction from the ongoing life and death Nigerian narrative.

“One has to take time off to deal with distortions and Fake versions, while students are being reportedly waylaid and killed and/or kidnapped in Ondo and farmers are being slaughtered in my own state.

“In short, the killings continue even as panels are being launched to inquire into immediate past human violations. “For those who truly seek details of the Ijegba incident, I hereby affirm that I was never physically attacked, neither did I attack any cows.”

Soyinka stated that the cows and herders did, however, attack his property, noting that it was not for the first time.

Soyinka had cautioned: “the police need to be very, very careful, learn to be straightforward with public information.

“Failure to adhere to that obvious, basic form of conduct means that the public will lose total confidence in security agencies and constantly bypass them in times of civic unrest, no matter how trivial or deadly.”

Professor Soyinka protested: “How on earth could the police claim that my property was not invaded by cattle;”
he declared “It was. My grounds men knew the drill and commenced the process of expelling them.”

Soyinka narrated that fortunately, he was then driving out and was able to lend a hand by vehicle maneuvering. He said that both cattle and herdsmen were flushed out of his property.

“Once they were outside the gates, I came down from the vehicle and beckoned the herdsmen to come over. At first, they pretended not to understand, then, as I approached, fled into the bush.

“We thereupon “arrested” the cows, confining them to the roadside, while I sent my grounds man, Taiye, to the police to come and take over. Since they took rather long in responding, I summoned a replacement and proceeded to the police station.

“On the way, we met a detachment, turned round, and together we returned to the scene of crime,” Soyinka narrated.

He said that the police wanted to commence combing the bush for the fugitives, but he stopped them, noting, what was the point?

“Keep the cows, I advised, and the owner will show up. Of course, that owner eventually did,” Soyinka said.

Soyinka declared: “I thoroughly resent the police version which suggests that the cows never invaded my home: home is not just a building; it includes its grounds.

“And it was not a stray cow, or two or three. It was a herd – we have photos, so, why the lie? It is so unnecessary, unprofessional, and suspiciously compromised.

“The police suggest that I have nothing better to do than to go accosting cows on the public road – to what end?

“If the police demand proof, the next time such an invasion takes place, I warn that there will be no lack for cadaver affirmation and the police will be officially invited to join in the ensuing suya feast.”

The erudite scholar appealed for seriousness in handling serious national issues, particularly, security threats.

“So, please, let us get serious! Getting serious means seeking with a sense of urgency, ways of terminating mayhem, impunity, and the homicidal culture being imposed on us through some near cultic business minority who just happen to trade in cattle.

“It means not giving up on peaceful solutions, but also being prepared for the worst. Those of my line of thought have been working on various ways of sensitizing the nation to the very real and imminent danger issuing from this cattle aberration.

“The menace, I repeat, challenges us as a cohesive entity and as communities of free individuals, committed to the dignity of existence. Cattle imperialism under any guise is an obscenity to humanity.

“So, let me serve notice that we are about to commence a process of public sensitization; we hope even the police will join hands with the agenda as it progresses.

“A special practical plea: now that the railways are being resurrected, let us make cattle wagons a priority. I grew up with the regular sight of those practical conveyances. It is time to bring them back,” Soyinka further declared.

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