Posted by Vivian on
A couple decided to call each other pet names
and the wife said, "I'll be calling you TIGER". "Why?" he asked. "Cos
u're handsome, tall, charming, strong, calculating, smart & very
good in BEDmatics".
She then asked him, "What will u be calling
me?" He said, "Zebra". The lady still smiling seductively, "Wow, that's
lovely & sweet. Why did you choose such a lovely name?" "Because of
your STRETCH MARKS.
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