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Posted by XCOP on 1/13/2009 5:13:28 PM |

Written by: XCOP


1.             young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman     and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"


Another young, beautiful woman gets onto the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 dollars an ounce!"


About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both of the women in the eyes, turns around, bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!"




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