Posted by Noellin on
A priest walks into a pet shop to buy a bird. The owner beckons him over to a parrot. ''This is a special parrot,'' he says. ''If you pull the string on the left leg he recites The Lord's prayer. Pull the string on his right leg and he recites Genesis.'' ''What if you pull both strings?'' asks the priest.
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