A FAMER WAS FED UP WITH HAVING TO MILK HIS CATTLE MANUALLY SO ONE DAY, HE DECIDED TO GET AN ELECTRONIC MILKING MACHINE TO ASSIST HIM. THE FAMER WAS SO CURIOUS AS TO HOW IT WORKED THAT HE DECIDED TO TRY IT ON HIMSELF (PENIS!). WHEN HE WAS SATISFIED, HE DECIDED TO SWITCH OFF THE MACHINE . HE TRIED AND TRIED BUT HE COULDNT SEEM TO FIND THE RIGHT SWITCH. HE PANICKED AND QUICKLY GRABED THE MANUAL WHICH SAID, 'ELECTRONIC MILKING MACHINE, AUTOMATICALLY SWITCHES OFF AFTER PUMPING 20 LITRES'
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